해학 유머

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정헌의 티스토리 2011. 8. 4. 21:14

■ 2010Miss Universe contest 에서 사회자가 각국 출연자에게 영어로 질문한 것을 그대로 옮긴 내용이랍니다.

 

   다음은 둘째 질문으로 각 나라 출연자들에게 이런 질문을 던진다면...

   " 저 male organ들이 말썽만 피우니 감옥 속에 집어 넣어 열쇄를 채운다면  당신나라 female organ 들은 어떤 반응을

    나타낼까요?"

 

   사회자가 미즈 영국에게 마이크를 갖다 대는 사이 벌써 각국 출연자 모두가 야단이다.

   물론 " oh NO please ! (절대 안돼, 제발 !)" ㅋㅋㅋ

 

Question: Ms England, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

 

Ms England: Well, I can say that male organs in England are like gentlemen.(신사)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms England: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......

                                 (왜냐하면 여자를 볼때마다 일어 서기 때문이죠)

(Applause! Applause!)(박수! 박수!)

 

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) (황소 또는 투우)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

                           (구멍만 보면 돌진하기 때문이죠)

(Applause! Applause !)

 

Question: Ms France, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms France: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. (만담 혹은 소문)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms France: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

                                (입에서 입으로 옮겨 가기 때문이죠)

(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)(기립 박수!)

 

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. (도둑놈)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

                         ( 으로 들어오길 좋아 하기 때문이죠)

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (박수! 웃음!)

 

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. (노동자)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......

                          (밤낮 없이 일하기때문이죠)

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)(많은 박수 !)

 

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.(Proton )

                                  (Proton :말레지아 국산차.겉은 번뜻하나 부디치면 약해서 그러짐)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

                                  (보기에는 강하게 보이는데 실제로는 약하거든요)

(Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

 

Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). (키아수)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

                                       (항상 급히 들어 왔다가 쑈가 끝나기 15분전에 떠나니까요)

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

 

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.(등소평?)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

                            (키가 작고, 열심히 일하고 90 까지 일하니까요)

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

 

Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your island?

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Taiwan is like Chen Shui-bian(.陳水扁) (첸 수이 비안)

Question: How can you say so?

Miss Taiwan: Aware of it's incapability, it is still tenacious and shameless, flaunting its superiority.

                                    (할줄도 모르면서 항상 끈질기고, 수치도 모르고, 제일 인양 의기양양 하죠)

(Applause!Applause! Applause!Applause!Laughter! Applause!Applause!Applause!Laughter! Laughter!)

 

다음은 nero 추가로 질문한 것입니다.

 

Question: Ms Italy, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Italy, : Well, I can say that Male Organ in Italy is like Oper curtain.(오페라 커튼 )

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Italy:Because it goes down soon after opera's over!

                       (왜냐하면 오페라 끝나자마자 내려가기 때문이지요)

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

 

Question: Ms Vietnam, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Vietnam: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Vietnam is like Vietcon! (마치 뷔에트 같다고 표현합니다)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Vietnam:Because it has no frontier and attacks in the front and rear.

                                   (아무 구분도 없이 앞뒤를 공격 하기 때문이지요)

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

 

Question: Ms Korea, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Korea: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Korea is like Etiquett person in the Orient!

                      (동방 예의지인 이라 합니다 )

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Korea:Because it pays visits here and there to say hello!

                           (그냥 여기저기 다니면서 인사만 하기 때문이지요)

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

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